Election Profit Makers
A podcast about election-related prediction markets.
Episodes
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Episode 333: The Only Third Party I Will Support Is The Yacht Deck Foam Party
July 1st, 2025 | Season 4 | 52 mins 24 secs
Jon stays up all night watching the Senate. David starts to have doubts about capitalism.
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Episode 332: Post-Fordo
June 24th, 2025 | Season 4 | 50 mins 47 secs
Jon and David look at how prediction markets are handling the NYC mayoral primary.
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Episode 331: Green Tanks Are On The Move!
June 17th, 2025 | Season 4 | 56 mins 59 secs
Jon watches Babygirl. David starts writing his musical about the history of FiveThirtyEight.com.
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Episode 330: Generating Passive Income Via Affiliate Links: An Explainer
June 12th, 2025 | Season 4 | 56 mins 36 secs
Jon cuts the sleeves off his ACAB shirt. David details the absolute destruction of Los Angeles
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Episode 329: Elon Musk, Bladder Issues And Body Dysmorphia
June 3rd, 2025 | Season 4 | 58 mins 48 secs
Jon and David look in the mirror of reality and describe what they see.
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Episode 328: The Danger Of Hollow Muscles
May 27th, 2025 | Season 4 | 58 mins 50 secs
Jon and David argue about what qualifies as an interesting fact about Central Park.
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Episode 327: Tariffs Are Probably Going To Destroy American Guitar Pedal Manufacturing
May 20th, 2025 | Season 4 | 53 mins 22 secs
Jon continues his wildlife research. David discusses the EarthQuaker Devices situation.
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Episode 326: Talking About Tariffs At GNC
May 13th, 2025 | Season 4 | 55 mins 58 secs
David fantasizes about American Muscle Powder. Jon sees a famous meme in the wild.
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Episode 325: I Don’t Wanna Wait For Our Lives To Be Over
May 6th, 2025 | Season 4 | 55 mins 5 secs
This episode is mostly about Dawson’s Creek.
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Episode 324: The Sellers Manufacturing Company Lake
April 29th, 2025 | Season 4 | 50 mins 29 secs
Jon makes a Belichick-related prediction. David is humbled by the world's dumbest PAC.
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BONUS EPISODE: 27 Minutes Of Context-Free Cats Purring
April 25th, 2025 | Season 4 | 27 mins 12 secs
Field recordings of EPM listeners’ felines.
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Episode 322: Hegseth Sideburn Template Dot Net
April 22nd, 2025 | Season 4 | 53 mins 46 secs
Jon buys an insane piece of fitness equipment. David is overwhelmed by cat recordings.
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Episode 321: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Lifting Weights With The Election Profit Makers.
April 15th, 2025 | Season 4 | 2 mins 40 secs
Jon and David go hard as hell lifting weights in Jon's gym! This is an intense field recording! To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!
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Episode 320: June 2026 Goals
April 9th, 2025 | Season 4 | 55 mins 34 secs
Jon’s knee hurts. David makes a CrimethInc connection.
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Episode 319: Further Useful Remarks Concerning The Intersection Of Weightlifting And Politics
April 1st, 2025 | Season 4 | 58 mins 36 secs
Jon recaps March Madness and remembers lifting at the YMCA. David celebrates the culture of bench-press spotting.
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Episode 318: Trump Is The Least Non-Trump President At This Point In His Term
March 25th, 2025 | Season 4 | 59 mins 37 secs
Jon and David injure themselves and adjust their training regimens accordingly.