Election Profit Makers
A podcast about election-related prediction markets.
Episodes
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Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
September 15th, 2026 | 57 mins 33 secs
Jon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles.
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Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)
September 8th, 2026 | 53 mins 39 secs
Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention.
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Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes
September 4th, 2026 | 3 mins 17 secs
Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?
September 1st, 2026 | 57 mins 15 secs
Jon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids.
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Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy
August 25th, 2026 | 53 mins 46 secs
David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs.
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Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?
August 21st, 2026 | 4 mins 20 secs
Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter
August 18th, 2026 | 56 mins 53 secs
David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers.
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Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections
August 11th, 2026 | 57 mins 24 secs
Jon and David return to celebrate America's 250th birthday and the national outbreak of explosive diarrhea.
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Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
April 7th, 2026 | 54 mins 41 secs
This is our last episode until the midterms!
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Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents
March 31st, 2026 | 57 mins 23 secs
Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men.
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Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14
March 24th, 2026 | 57 mins 18 secs
Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary.
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Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes
March 17th, 2026 | 55 mins 10 secs
David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines.
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Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices
March 10th, 2026 | 55 mins 31 secs
David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov.
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Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos
March 3rd, 2026 | 54 mins 28 secs
Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event.
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Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
February 24th, 2026 | 54 mins 2 secs
Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech.
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Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals
February 17th, 2026 | 52 mins 7 secs
EPM pivots to animal physiology.