Election Profit Makers
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
326 episodes of Election Profit Makers since the first episode, which aired on July 19th, 2016.
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Episode 326: Talking About Tariffs At GNC
May 13th, 2025 | Season 4 | 55 mins 58 secs
David fantasizes about American Muscle Powder. Jon sees a famous meme in the wild.
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Episode 325: I Don’t Wanna Wait For Our Lives To Be Over
May 6th, 2025 | Season 4 | 55 mins 5 secs
This episode is mostly about Dawson’s Creek.
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Episode 324: The Sellers Manufacturing Company Lake
April 29th, 2025 | Season 4 | 50 mins 29 secs
Jon makes a Belichick-related prediction. David is humbled by the world's dumbest PAC.
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BONUS EPISODE: 27 Minutes Of Context-Free Cats Purring
April 25th, 2025 | Season 4 | 27 mins 12 secs
Field recordings of EPM listeners’ felines.
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Episode 322: Hegseth Sideburn Template Dot Net
April 22nd, 2025 | Season 4 | 53 mins 46 secs
Jon buys an insane piece of fitness equipment. David is overwhelmed by cat recordings.
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Episode 321: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Lifting Weights With The Election Profit Makers.
April 15th, 2025 | Season 4 | 2 mins 40 secs
Jon and David go hard as hell lifting weights in Jon's gym! This is an intense field recording! To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!
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Episode 320: June 2026 Goals
April 9th, 2025 | Season 4 | 55 mins 34 secs
Jon’s knee hurts. David makes a CrimethInc connection.
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Episode 319: Further Useful Remarks Concerning The Intersection Of Weightlifting And Politics
April 1st, 2025 | Season 4 | 58 mins 36 secs
Jon recaps March Madness and remembers lifting at the YMCA. David celebrates the culture of bench-press spotting.
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Episode 318: Trump Is The Least Non-Trump President At This Point In His Term
March 25th, 2025 | Season 4 | 59 mins 37 secs
Jon and David injure themselves and adjust their training regimens accordingly.
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Episode 317: Bonus Episode: North Carolina Political Gossip (with Thomas Mills)
March 20th, 2025 | Season 4 | 50 mins 7 secs
Thomas Mills of PoliticsNC.com joins Jon and David to discuss Mark Robinson, Anderson Clayton, and domain names.
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Episode 316: Rejecting Wealth And Hell-ness For Health And Wellness
March 18th, 2025 | Season 4 | 55 mins 46 secs
Jon shocks his system with made-up exercises. David describes his ideal personal trainer.
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Episode 315: Your Health & Wellness Journey Begins Today
March 11th, 2025 | Season 4 | 59 mins 16 secs
Jon and David discuss supplements, consumer electronics, and other lifestyle topics designed for today’s man.
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Episode 314: Either Show Their Heads Getting Chopped Off Or Move On
March 4th, 2025 | Season 4 | 53 mins 52 secs
Jon picks a Bad Boy of the Week. David starts writing his Blood Meridian musical.
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PREVIEW Patreon Episode: Highlights Of The First EPM Call-In Show
February 25th, 2025 | Season 4 | 4 mins 20 secs
To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 312: Router Name Resistance
February 18th, 2025 | Season 4 | 54 mins 55 secs
Jon and David argue about how long it would take to walk to Sunrise Biscuit Kitchen from Jon’s apartment.
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Episode 311: Dumbbells are important
February 11th, 2025 | Season 4 | 55 mins 51 secs
Jon rages at a breakfast restaurant’s self-description. David theorizes about national dementia.