Election Profit Makers
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
363 episodes of Election Profit Makers since the first episode, which aired on July 19th, 2016.
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Episode 363: My Desires Are Human
December 30th, 2025 | 48 mins 41 secs
Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight.
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Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions
December 23rd, 2025 | 53 mins 30 secs
David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago.
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Episode 361: The Emptiness Economy
December 9th, 2025 | 56 mins 54 secs
Jon celebrates his favorite animal. David remembers an important moment at Clearwater Lake.
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Episode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November
December 2nd, 2025 | Season 4 | 58 mins 25 secs
Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry.
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Episode 359: Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes
November 25th, 2025 | Season 4 | 58 mins 31 secs
Jon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA.
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Episode 358: Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles
November 18th, 2025 | Season 4 | 57 mins 51 secs
Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein.
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Episode 357: Skinny Jonny comes around
November 12th, 2025 | 50 mins 55 secs
Jon catches a late case of Mamdani Fever. David wonders what to think about the Democratic surrender on the shutdown.
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Episode 356: Sammy Dammy
November 4th, 2025 | 49 mins 28 secs
Jon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world.
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Season Finale Recap
October 31st, 2025 | 3 mins 31 secs
The Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode. https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 354: Trump's Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet
October 28th, 2025 | 53 mins 11 secs
Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game.
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 6 & 7 Recap
October 24th, 2025 | 2 mins 39 secs
The Runarounds are about to make the big time! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 4&5 Recap
October 10th, 2025 | 3 mins 58 secs
The Runarounds meet Dex Romweber! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 350: It Was Actually Pretty Chill
October 7th, 2025 | 58 mins 9 secs
Jon and David share their impressions of performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 2&3 Recap
October 3rd, 2025 | 2 mins 14 secs
Join our Patreon to listen to the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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Episode 348: Space Smells Like Something Burning
September 30th, 2025 | 54 mins 18 secs
Jon enjoys his cough syrup. David checks PredictIt about the government shutdown.