Election Profit Makers
Episode Archive
Episode Archive
319 episodes of Election Profit Makers since the first episode, which aired on July 19th, 2016.
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Episode 206: The Scofield Files: Case Closed
May 2nd, 2023 | Season 3 | 52 mins 8 secs
"I would appreciate an acknowledgment of this communication."
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Episode 205: The Scofield Files
April 24th, 2023 | Season 3 | 1 hr 8 mins
Jon bids farewell to Tucker Carlson. David does some digging.
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Episode 204: Your Sacrifice Completes My Sanctuary Of One Thousand Testicles
April 18th, 2023 | Season 3 | 54 mins 55 secs
Jon’s parents help solve a mystery. David sees The Holy Mountain.
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Episode 203: Harlan Crow’s Garden Of Evil: The Musical
April 11th, 2023 | Season 3 | 56 mins 58 secs
David wonders about Hitler’s teapot. Jon confuses Aaron Sorkin with Aaron Spelling.
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Episode 202: Trump Arrest / Thrift Store LP Treasures
April 4th, 2023 | Season 3 | 1 hr 12 mins
David grieves for a lost mug shot. Jon leaves his window open so the birds can have their say.
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Episode 201: “I Was A Fiend For The Soft Stuff"
March 28th, 2023 | Season 3 | 50 mins 44 secs
Jon celebrates SVB’s new connection to North Carolina. David waxes erotic about pudding.
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Episode 200: Iraq War 20th Anniversary Celebration Spectacular!
March 21st, 2023 | Season 3 | 1 hr 4 mins
Jon and David take a stroll down memory lane.
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: NCAA Tournament Recap #1
March 17th, 2023 | Season 3 | 2 mins 16 secs
Jon and David discuss the first full day of March Madness and analyze the health of their brackets. To hear the rest of this episode, join the EPM Patreon.
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Episode 198: Brief, Chaotic, And Lo-Fi
March 13th, 2023 | Season 3 | 25 mins 46 secs
David shows up at Jon’s house. Jon reminisces about Gainesville. David shows off his new sleep machine.
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Field Recording Of New Hope Creek At Night
March 12th, 2023 | Season 3 | 4 mins 20 secs
This was recorded at the Johnston Mill Nature Preserve. Subscribe to the EPM Patreon to hear the full recording.
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Episode 196: Is The Universe Expanding Or Not
February 28th, 2023 | Season 3 | 51 mins 14 secs
Jon worries about the numbers. David fantasizes about the pyramids.
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Episode 195: If It Landed In Your Yard You’d Be Screaming
February 21st, 2023 | Season 3 | 50 mins 25 secs
Jon can’t defend Mayor Pete. David can’t believe Biden didn’t say “cars and trucks."
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Episode 193: Could Tony Robbins Have Been Elected President?
February 7th, 2023 | Season 3 | 53 mins 51 secs
Jon celebrates the Battle of Myrtle Beach. David ponders hypothetical SOTU word markets.
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Episode 192: Water Ad Libitum
January 31st, 2023 | Season 3 | 1 hr 1 min
Jon makes a case for the Toronto skyline. David fantasizes about “JackTok."